[Ignis could have waited until Noctis wasn't asleep. He could have been reasonable. But it just so happens he found him taking a nap when he arrived to clean, and, well.
Noctis will wake up to a giant fish laying beside him, head laid on his arm sensually, with severalotherfish litteredallover him. To make it even worse, there's a card propped up beside him when he rises out of his fish hell. The front in big, bold letters:]
YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK
[And in neat, unmistakable cursive on the inside:]
[However Noctis reacts to this when he wakes up is going to be left deep in the realm of mystery. Just know that he's confused only until he sees the card with a stupid pun - two stupid puns - and then he knows exactly what's happened here before he reads Ignis' name.
Like Iris, Ignis will later receive a beautiful selfie(tm) featuring Noctis using the biggest fish as part of a makeshift fish throne on the couch in his apartment, with the smaller fish arranged around him as his loyal subjects.
Truly, it is a work of art. And then the text:]
You should de-FIN-itely scale back on the fish puns.
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Noctis will wake up to a giant fish laying beside him, head laid on his arm sensually, with several other fish littered all over him. To make it even worse, there's a card propped up beside him when he rises out of his fish hell. The front in big, bold letters:]
YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK
[And in neat, unmistakable cursive on the inside:]
It's oh-fish-al, you're the best!
Ignis
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Like Iris, Ignis will later receive a beautiful selfie(tm) featuring Noctis using the biggest fish as part of a makeshift fish throne on the couch in his apartment, with the smaller fish arranged around him as his loyal subjects.
Truly, it is a work of art. And then the text:]
You should de-FIN-itely scale back on the fish puns.