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[heavyhead]

call him

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[heavyhead]

[Yeah but they kind of suck, in his experience. So.]

Better not. That'd be grounds for losing your invitation to the fish feast.

[carrotkeeper]

And we can't have that! Then you'd have to carry that fish alone and it's gonna be way too big for you to do it.

[heavyhead]

I'll get one of my adoring subjects to help me out.

Or just Ignis, whatever.

[carrotkeeper]

[She's the only adoring subject he has left. Good luck finding another.]

No way. Everyone gets one job only. If he helps you carry it, then that means someone else has to cook it. You really want Gladdy or me to do that?

[heavyhead]

[He'll take a regular subject, that's okay.]

If everyone gets one job, why am I fishing AND carrying?

[carrotkeeper]

[Make some honorary lucian citizens, con them into carrying fish. Perfect plan.]

Because you're our leader! So your job is a little harder.

[heavyhead]

[Make... friends??? Too hard.]

Catching the fish is already most of the work.

[carrotkeeper]

[Get craigslist friends it's not hard god.]

How about this! I'll carry the heavy side and you can just hold the tail? 🐟

[heavyhead]

[But then there are weirdos??]

You've got yourself a deal. And it's in writing.

[carrotkeeper]

[don't be picky they're free friends]

Don't worry about me backing down. Just get ready to catch that fish.

[heavyhead]

[they probably smell]

I was born ready.