[Two out of the infinite amount she gives him for rabbit trivia quizzes. He will keep his B no matter how many short jokes he makes, but he doesn't need to know that.]
My boots make me almost as tall as you.
[She turns to face him and walks backwards as she talks, pointing to those battle heels she has. They add a whole two inches.]
Hey... [Not his points? How will he brag about being so great at trivia?
He waves off this boot business - her battle heels still don't make her tall!! So he's still winning. Super mature.]
Yeah, and I was like, this high. [This he says as he stoops over some to wave his hand at about knee height. He was not this small, but he felt this small. Knee height, Iris.]
[She was able to protect the prince from a tree, A+ for her. It's a moment she'll be proud of for the rest of her life. Don't take that away. In any case, she continues on to her mysterious destination.]
You're welcome, but I think you should be thanking Ignis and Gladdy more. Who knows how long they spent looking for you.
[And he's on a branch the whole time.]
Besides, you're about to make it up to me. So there's no thanks needed.
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[Two out of the infinite amount she gives him for rabbit trivia quizzes. He will keep his B no matter how many short jokes he makes, but he doesn't need to know that.]
My boots make me almost as tall as you.
[She turns to face him and walks backwards as she talks, pointing to those battle heels she has. They add a whole two inches.]
And I was tall enough to get you out of the tree.
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He waves off this boot business - her battle heels still don't make her tall!! So he's still winning. Super mature.]
Yeah, and I was like, this high. [This he says as he stoops over some to wave his hand at about knee height. He was not this small, but he felt this small. Knee height, Iris.]
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[Now she stops, lowering her hand midway between her knee and foot. That would have made him about the height of a cat. Very accurate.]
And that still doesn't change the fact I was tall enough to get you down.
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[Good job!! He'll tone down the sass, at least, for this:] Thanks for putting up with me.
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You're welcome, but I think you should be thanking Ignis and Gladdy more. Who knows how long they spent looking for you.
[And he's on a branch the whole time.]
Besides, you're about to make it up to me. So there's no thanks needed.