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And we can't have that! Then you'd have to carry that fish alone and it's gonna be way too big for you to do it.
[She's the only adoring subject he has left. Good luck finding another.]
No way. Everyone gets one job only. If he helps you carry it, then that means someone else has to cook it. You really want Gladdy or me to do that?
No way. Everyone gets one job only. If he helps you carry it, then that means someone else has to cook it. You really want Gladdy or me to do that?
[Make some honorary lucian citizens, con them into carrying fish. Perfect plan.]
Because you're our leader! So your job is a little harder.
Because you're our leader! So your job is a little harder.
[Get craigslist friends it's not hard god.]
How about this! I'll carry the heavy side and you can just hold the tail? 🐟
How about this! I'll carry the heavy side and you can just hold the tail? 🐟
[don't be picky they're free friends]
Don't worry about me backing down. Just get ready to catch that fish.
Don't worry about me backing down. Just get ready to catch that fish.
[He can sleep off the shame, but the pictures in her phone are forever. Face the music.]
No way. It would sound weird if you called me that now.
No way. It would sound weird if you called me that now.
Good! You better your shoes on now. I'll be right there.
[Excited yet??]
[Excited yet??]
[It's obvious by how quick she arrives that her text had been an afterthought. Within a couple minutes, she knocks on the door and shoots off a another text right after.]
Knock knock! It's me. Daylight's burning so we better get moving.
Knock knock! It's me. Daylight's burning so we better get moving.
[Iiiirriiiisss... Noct hears the knock (ha ha), then looks at his phone, then deletes the half a reply he started to type like a doofus and gets up to open the door.]
What were you gonna do if I said no? [Since she was already HERE... He's never said no, but.]
What were you gonna do if I said no? [Since she was already HERE... He's never said no, but.]
I'd have to file a complaint.
[With who is the real question. Probably Ignis. ]
This trip won't be as fun as the other day, but you get a reward for going. You ready?
[With who is the real question. Probably Ignis. ]
This trip won't be as fun as the other day, but you get a reward for going. You ready?
It's a secret to the very end. I'll let you see it with your own two eyes. Shouldn't take long to get there.
[The store she goes to is near housing anyways. Come on, buff bean. She begins to lead the way to the mystery store.]
Oh, and are you feeling okay today?
[Because he was just a wheelchair bound kid the other day. Hopefully the change didn't strain him. That's probably a question she should have asked before setting off on this adventure.]
[The store she goes to is near housing anyways. Come on, buff bean. She begins to lead the way to the mystery store.]
Oh, and are you feeling okay today?
[Because he was just a wheelchair bound kid the other day. Hopefully the change didn't strain him. That's probably a question she should have asked before setting off on this adventure.]
[He's here, he's coming. He won't run off; this is the most exciting part of his day so far, honestly. The destination being a grocery store won't change that.]
A little embarrassed... [what did his small self Do, he's ashamed] But I can move, if that's what you're asking.
[Because it is. He can feel it.]
A little embarrassed... [what did his small self Do, he's ashamed] But I can move, if that's what you're asking.
[Because it is. He can feel it.]
[He says he can still walk, but she looks at his legs just to be sure they aren't wobbling or anything. Better to be safe than sorry. She doesn't have another wheelchair to push him home in.]
Come on, you were a cute kid. You don't need to feel embarrassed at all. It was fun!
Come on, you were a cute kid. You don't need to feel embarrassed at all. It was fun!
[He's fiiiine. If he wobbles it's only because she woke him from his shame nap, trust him. He's like a 7/10 right now.]
Fun for you. [Although, thinking back on it, Iris let him get away with more than some of his other old people friends. So.] ...It wasn't bad.
Didn't like being short again, though. How do you live like that all the time?
Fun for you. [Although, thinking back on it, Iris let him get away with more than some of his other old people friends. So.] ...It wasn't bad.
Didn't like being short again, though. How do you live like that all the time?
You just lost two rabbit points, you know.
[Two out of the infinite amount she gives him for rabbit trivia quizzes. He will keep his B no matter how many short jokes he makes, but he doesn't need to know that.]
My boots make me almost as tall as you.
[She turns to face him and walks backwards as she talks, pointing to those battle heels she has. They add a whole two inches.]
And I was tall enough to get you out of the tree.
[Two out of the infinite amount she gives him for rabbit trivia quizzes. He will keep his B no matter how many short jokes he makes, but he doesn't need to know that.]
My boots make me almost as tall as you.
[She turns to face him and walks backwards as she talks, pointing to those battle heels she has. They add a whole two inches.]
And I was tall enough to get you out of the tree.
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