[He says he can still walk, but she looks at his legs just to be sure they aren't wobbling or anything. Better to be safe than sorry. She doesn't have another wheelchair to push him home in.]
Come on, you were a cute kid. You don't need to feel embarrassed at all. It was fun!
[Two out of the infinite amount she gives him for rabbit trivia quizzes. He will keep his B no matter how many short jokes he makes, but he doesn't need to know that.]
My boots make me almost as tall as you.
[She turns to face him and walks backwards as she talks, pointing to those battle heels she has. They add a whole two inches.]
Hey... [Not his points? How will he brag about being so great at trivia?
He waves off this boot business - her battle heels still don't make her tall!! So he's still winning. Super mature.]
Yeah, and I was like, this high. [This he says as he stoops over some to wave his hand at about knee height. He was not this small, but he felt this small. Knee height, Iris.]
[She was able to protect the prince from a tree, A+ for her. It's a moment she'll be proud of for the rest of her life. Don't take that away. In any case, she continues on to her mysterious destination.]
You're welcome, but I think you should be thanking Ignis and Gladdy more. Who knows how long they spent looking for you.
[And he's on a branch the whole time.]
Besides, you're about to make it up to me. So there's no thanks needed.
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Come on, you were a cute kid. You don't need to feel embarrassed at all. It was fun!
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Fun for you. [Although, thinking back on it, Iris let him get away with more than some of his other old people friends. So.] ...It wasn't bad.
Didn't like being short again, though. How do you live like that all the time?
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[Two out of the infinite amount she gives him for rabbit trivia quizzes. He will keep his B no matter how many short jokes he makes, but he doesn't need to know that.]
My boots make me almost as tall as you.
[She turns to face him and walks backwards as she talks, pointing to those battle heels she has. They add a whole two inches.]
And I was tall enough to get you out of the tree.
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He waves off this boot business - her battle heels still don't make her tall!! So he's still winning. Super mature.]
Yeah, and I was like, this high. [This he says as he stoops over some to wave his hand at about knee height. He was not this small, but he felt this small. Knee height, Iris.]
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[Now she stops, lowering her hand midway between her knee and foot. That would have made him about the height of a cat. Very accurate.]
And that still doesn't change the fact I was tall enough to get you down.
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[Good job!! He'll tone down the sass, at least, for this:] Thanks for putting up with me.
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You're welcome, but I think you should be thanking Ignis and Gladdy more. Who knows how long they spent looking for you.
[And he's on a branch the whole time.]
Besides, you're about to make it up to me. So there's no thanks needed.