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[heavyhead]

call him

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[carrotkeeper]

[That's a much better option. And it will be reel cool looking.]

It would definitely boost your luck. Bet you could catch the biggest fish out there with that on.

[heavyhead]

["Real" now banned, "reel" only acceptable spelling.]

Yep, thanks to you. That means you can come help me carry it back.

[carrotkeeper]

[That's the way it should be, now and forever. Take note Riverview dictionary. ]

Just give me the time and the place. I'll be there to help before you can blink.

[heavyhead]

I'll let you know. Then we can make Ignis cook us a feast. Someone'll have to take a picture.

[Someone, because Prompto is gone, how rude of him.]

[carrotkeeper]

Maybe Gladdy can take the picture!

[She doesn't want to bring Prompto up, just in case it makes Noctis sad. Let's just focus on giant fish.]

[heavyhead]

As long as he doesn't get hands over half the shot, sure.

[Does Gladio actually ever do this?? He doesn't know, but he's also Large.]

[carrotkeeper]

I'll teach him! He's a smart guy. He'll catch on quick and if not, no fish for him.

[heavyhead]

I like it. But you have to tell him since he'll kick my ass if I do.

[carrotkeeper]

Leave it to me! You just worry about catching that fish. Better rest up.

[heavyhead]

As king of both those things, I won't disappoint.

[carrotkeeper]

You better not. We're all counting on you!

[heavyhead]

Yeah yeah. I'm reeliable. [ZING]

Did you get the hair clips?

[And the giant carrot plushie, but like, pretend he's not embarrassing.]

[carrotkeeper]

[Her response is a quick selfie back to him. She's clearly laying on the couch, head resting against the giant carrot plush turned pillow. Instead of her usual outfit, she's wearing the pink kimono Eichi bought her with Noctis' hair clips completing the look.

So yes, she's enjoying her gifts. It's been a good day for Iris.]

Got them and they've been put to good use. Aren't they cute? Thank you, Noct! I'm gonna wear them to school tomorrow too.

[heavyhead]

[10 points for carrot pillow, very good. She'll match his fish pillow(s) as soon as Ignis drops them off.]

They suit you. Where'd you get the outfit?

[carrotkeeper]

[They can build a fish and carrot pillow fort. It'll be great.]

From a prince of course! Can't you tell? Looks pretty royal looking to me.

[heavyhead]

[Perfect, that's like a meal Noct would eat half of. Great.]

Looks pretty pink from here.

[Not goth enough to be royal, unfortunately??]

[carrotkeeper]

[There are kingdoms other than lucis you know gosh.]

Maybe these are Riverview royal colors. But don't worry, I'm not gonna forget my roots.

[heavyhead]

[Yeah but they kind of suck, in his experience. So.]

Better not. That'd be grounds for losing your invitation to the fish feast.

[carrotkeeper]

And we can't have that! Then you'd have to carry that fish alone and it's gonna be way too big for you to do it.

[heavyhead]

I'll get one of my adoring subjects to help me out.

Or just Ignis, whatever.

[carrotkeeper]

[She's the only adoring subject he has left. Good luck finding another.]

No way. Everyone gets one job only. If he helps you carry it, then that means someone else has to cook it. You really want Gladdy or me to do that?

[heavyhead]

[He'll take a regular subject, that's okay.]

If everyone gets one job, why am I fishing AND carrying?

[carrotkeeper]

[Make some honorary lucian citizens, con them into carrying fish. Perfect plan.]

Because you're our leader! So your job is a little harder.

[heavyhead]

[Make... friends??? Too hard.]

Catching the fish is already most of the work.

[carrotkeeper]

[Get craigslist friends it's not hard god.]

How about this! I'll carry the heavy side and you can just hold the tail? 🐟